just another man tits monday
Sometimes tumblr activism is just. So tiring. They’re like “you are personally responsible for every world wide tragedy and need to solve it by guilt tripping on the internet” and I’m like. Y’all. I was sitting on the bench
Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign
me then (young, naive): i dont swear because there are better choices to make with my vocabulary
me now (older, wiser): I am master of all the words, and fuck is the best one


some more! let me know if i missed any, but today is the last day of pride month so i think i am done for now!
[ID: 20 digital drawings of chickens. each one is made up of brushstrokes that are the colors of a different lgbtq flag. the flags depicted are: lesbian, transgender, rainbow (with black and brown), genderfluid, bisexual, pansexual, aromantic, asexual, aroace, nonbinary, genderqueer, agender, demiromantic, polysexual, gay men, intersex, polyamorous, demiboy, demigirl, and demisexual. /end ID]
the word "girl" is losing its original meaning to me I just say "girl help" and "girl why" every time something even mildly inconveniences me
Anonymous asked:
using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you
rationalisms answered:
i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me
deeply resent that i've literally not been able to take a shower since i got this message without thinking "pumice stone butch" to myself the moment the water comes on. i hope you're all happy.
People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???




















